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Titenic: The JonSong is a song made by the team of Schmoyoho. The lyrics are comprised mainly from the script of the Titenic episode, and the chorus comes from JonTron's StarCade - Episode 1 - Atari Games. On top of that, some of the footage shown derive from Bootleg Pokemon Games and Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups along with footage Takeshi's Challenge, Hercules Games, Nightshade and Conan the Barbarian all being seen during the final chorus.

The song itself is available on iTunes.

Lyrics[]

Prelude[]

(spoken) Ti-Ti Ti-Ti Ti Ti

Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Titenic, Ti Ti-Ti-Titenic

Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-The bougiest of Beat-em-ups! (of Beat-em-ups!)

Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Titenic, Ti Ti-Ti-Titenic!

This is definitely accurate to the movie...remember?

Chorus[]

You could've called this game,

Bird vs Camel!

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

Verse 1[]

Someone out there decided,

To make this game

That's like making a game,

About Pompeii

There is a noble American girl

Rose, she tried to get away

From her arranged married,

Oh-ho hey!

At the same time,

She met Jack

Tap A quickly, to not die as fast

He lighted on her life

He lighted on a couple of her other things, too!

They were also fall in love with each other

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Chorus[]

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo-hoo!

Verse 2[]

Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!

1910 times were weird!

Jack! We gotta keep our cool here!

Can't forget the flying eggplant

Tensions were high,

With this Herman Munster guy

Chorus[]

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you (no one would have argued with you)

Hoo - hoo

Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic (Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!)

You could've called this game

Flying Eggplant

And no one would have argued with you (Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic)

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

The bougiest of beat-em-ups!

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

Definitely accurate to the movie

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

1910 times were weird!

Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

Called this game c-c-Cobras! and Bats!

You could've called this game

You could've called this game

You could've called this (called this)

Called called called this

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

You could've called this game

Bird vs Camel

And no one would have argued with you

Hoo - hoo

Lyrics analysis[]

Note: Lyrics shown in normal font are from Titenic. Bold font is from StarCade. The 'Hoo-hoo' sections do not derive from any episode, and are shown in italic.

For the scenes, normal font is from Titenic, other episodes are listed in the third row, and their description is in italic. Scenes from no episodes are in brackets

Lyrics Scene Episode (not mentioned above)
(spoken) Ti-Ti Ti-Ti Ti Ti The title screen of Titenic appears on the screen
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic A woman walks towards the camera
Titititi The bougiest of Beat-em-ups! (of Beat-em-ups!) The woman says "Titititi" Jon is wearing a fancy suit including monocle
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic A man says "Titititi" Someone is punching a punching bag
This is definitely accurate to the movie, remember? Jon shows the cartridge for Titanic. On 'remember', a shot of Rose and Jack on the front of Titanic is shown
You could've called this game A shot of the boat from the start of the Titenic episode
Bird vs Camel Gameplay of the Star Wars Empire Strikes Back game is shown StarCade Episode 1
And no one would have argued with you Jon yells on the phone
Hoo - hoo Jon yells on the phone, as photos of birds flash on the screen
You could've called this game Jack's idle animations make him look like he's dancing
Bird vs Camel
And no one would have argued with you Jack is killed by a rat
Hoo - hoo Jon is playing with Jacques biting his ear, Jon's mouth is open
Someone out there decided to make this game Jon talking about and showing the Titanic cartrige
That's like making a game about Pompeii Images about Pompeii
There is a nobel American girl The character select screen shows Rose
Rose, she tried to get away The game's horribly written text is shown
her arranged married
Oh-ho hey! Jon yells into the camera
At the same time, Images of Jack and Rose are shown
She met Jack
Tap A quickly, to not die as fast! Gameplay of Jack running, before dying, and the ship sinking
He lighted on her life Another screenshot of the poorly written dialogue
He lighted on a couple of her other things too! Jon making a joke
They were also fall in love with each other Another screenshot of the poorly written dialogue
Hoo-hoo-hoo! Two images of Jon playing with him mouth open as Jacques bites his ear
You could've called this game The Famicom with the game in it are in a fishtank. The Schmoyoho team appear on the screen singing, as well as a keyboard, and a drum being beaten. These appear for the rest of the choruses.
Bird vs Camel Jon swaps the cartriges underwater.
And no one would have argued with you Jon throws his arms across each other
Hoo - hoo (Images of eagles are shown)
You could've called this game Gameplay of one of the Titanic games
Bird vs Camel
And no one would have argued with you
Hoo - hoo
Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats! As each enemy is mentioned, they are shown
1910 times were weird! Jon says this line
Jack! We gotta keep our cool here! Jack is beating people up
Can't forget the flying eggplant An eggplant flies across the screen
Tensions were high A Herman Munster look-alike yells at Jack
With this Herman Munster guy
You could've called this game Jack is walking through the ship beating people up
Bird vs Camel Gameplay of the Star Wars game StarCade - Episode 1
And no one would have argued with you
Hoo - hoo (Images of birds appear)
You could've called this game An images of an iceburg
Bird vs Camel
And no one would have argued with you (no one would have argued with you) Jon appears to be shouting
Hoo - hoo
Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats! The enemies appear again
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic (Cobras! Rats! Chefs! and Bats!) Another man from the game says "Titititi" followed by Jon himself saying "Tititi Titenic"
You could've called this game
Flying Eggplant The flying eggplant reappears
And no one would have argued with you (Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic) (The words appear on the screen with a swirly background)
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic Jon repeatedly puts the game in and out of the Famicon
The bougiest of beat-em-ups! Jon in his suit and fancy clothing and monocle
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic Jon is still repeatedly putting the game in and out of the Famicon, only there are four screens of the same shot
Definitely accurate to the movie
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic Jack is killed by a floatation device
1910 times were weird! Same as above, but with Jon saying these words behind
Titititi Titenic Tititi Titenic The first man saying "Tititi Titenic"
You could've called this game Footage of both Titanic games are shown
Bird vs Camel The Star Wars game is shown StarCade - Episode 1
Called this game c-c-Cobras! and Bats! Jon puts the Famicon into the water. The cobras and bats appear again
You could've called this game Jon points at a SNES Pokemon game Bootleg Pokemon Games
You could've called this game A fake Pokemon cartridge rolls across the room on a skateboard Bootleg Pokemon Games
You could've called this (called this) Jon shows the Titanic game / The woman from before says "Called this"
Called called called this Four shots of four games Jon has reviewed are shown. Clockwise they are Takeshi's Challenge, Hercules, Nightshade, and Conan the Barbarian Takeshi's Challenge, Hercules, Nightshade, Conan the Barbarian
You could've called this game Jon get bored and crosses his arms Barbie Games
Bird vs Camel Jon blows fire out of his mouth Barbie Games
And no one would have argued with you One of the Japanese Shoot 'Em ups is shown Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups
Hoo - hoo A shot of Jacques is shown, followed by Jon 'flipping his birds' (Jacques and Cinnomin shoot lasers out of their eyes) Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups
You could've called this game The face destroys the buildings Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups
Bird vs Camel
And no one would have argued with you
Hoo - hoo (A close-up of the Schomoyoho crew)

Trivia[]

  • Both episodes where the lyrics originated from were episodes about video games based off of movies.
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