Jon shows how to play Valiant Hearts.
|How to Play Valiant Hearts|
|Date||June 26th 2014|
|Series|| How to Play
Step 1: Buy a floppy disc from eBay.
Step 2: Wait patiently. Wait 2-3 weeks and don't get hasty.
Jon starts playing the game, and makes fun of the intro.
Step 1: Don't go to war.
Step 3: France - or something like that. Jon leaves the scene
Step 5: You Gotta go to war. Jon's character loses his entire outfit.
Jon has no idea what is going on, but it looks bad.
Step 7: Beat the shit outta everybody. Jon throws a 'water balloon' at a dummy.
Jon raises the flag.
Step 11: Alcoholism kills, kids.
Jon is scared of the mines.
Step 3: Get outta here.
Jon's character gets killed.
Step 76: Come to die here.